Asking Boss for Raise:
Influence now known
Can I have a raise, Sharon?
Await your reply
Boss' Responses (Sharon Oswald--Auburn
University):
Influence all bad
I waste my time with Haiku
You work for free now!
Haiku is Pat's love
Money is not important now
He can live off land!
Fish and Chips Haiku
Fish and chips and beer
Eaten straight from the paper
Where are all the cod?
Ronald Reagan Haiku:
Ronald Reagan fool
Great Spitting Image puppet
Satire at it's best
Haiku Haiku:
Too much time on hands
E-mailing past stars
Get yourself a life
PBS- Kids Haiku:
I watch Dragon Tales
Clifford is the big red dog
I like Arthur, too
Untitled:
Axis of Evil
Martha, Oprah and Rosie
Cash, fame the real game
Nancy Pelosi Haiku:
Barb, Diane so proud!
Will and Grace too right for you
Democrats are DOOMED!!
Hillary Clinton:
Rapacious Harpy
Testes flirt with the hem line
Earthlings shall obey
Pope John Paul II:
Young boys for Padre
Women will destroy the Church
Jesus never came
George Bush II:
Daddy left a mess
Corporations run our lives
Execute the plan
James Traficant:
Don't look at my wig
Organized Crime made me strong
Spending time with them
Jessica Alba:
Dark Angel, don't leave!
I want to lick your barcode
Jealous of your bra
Winona Ryder:
Sad girl, don't cry now
Get help before you give in
Money does not help
Carson Daley:
Who are you again?
Heard the name but I'm not sure
Mop-boy on Jackass?
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock:
Nasty nickel mop
Crack whores are more dainty
Red lips like Bozo
Anna Nicole Smith Marshall:
Bloated former babe
Geezer died a happy man
Give her the money!
University of Kentucky
Basketball Fans Haiku:
Joe B. Hall, Zone D
College, what the hell is that?
Cawood, please come back!
Geraldo Rivera Haiku:
Geraldo dummy dick.
Close Capone's Vault, it's empty.
Tacky media slut.
The Late Jonathan Harris
Haiku:
Oh the Pain, the Pain!
You bubble headed booby!
Unhand me, Madame!
Television Haiku:
Oh Television!
Drug, Mother, Secret Lover!
I need your guidance.
Nancy Pelosi Haiku:
Nancy Pelosi.
Fallen hippie, vain old bag.
You are not the man.
Cardinal Bernard Law Haiku:
Do as I say, Pigs!
We will decide what is Right
God is our witness.
Richard Gere Haiku
Pretty Face, nice butt!
Sex with Cindy not enough.
Dalai Lama, Why?
Steven Segal Haiku
I am bad, just ask.
Never with the Company
Jackie Chan, Kill Me!
Hugh Grant Haiku
I am not a poof!
English men do not sound gay!
I simply LOVE pearls!
Auburn University Haiku:
Little Tiger cub,
Daddy sent you to Auburn,
Can you graduate?
John Tesh Haiku:
Shitty Pianist
Head has own magnetic field
Shaggin' Mary Hart
Steve Kmetko Haiku:
Is not "Wild On" Jules
Ass run out of Louisville
"Wild On" Ed Asner
Former Kentucky (corrupt) Governor John Y. Brown
Haiku:
The Colonel's white suit
Sweet to eat, chicken, by George
Stolen by John Y.
Kentucky Lieutenant (corrupt) Governor Steve Henry Haiku:
Doctor Steve Henry
Appropriations scandal
Cleared of all charges
Former Miss America/Kentucky "2nd Lady" Heather French Henry Haiku #1:
Heather French Henry
Got a day job on T.V.
"Fox" in the morning
Former Miss America/Kentucky "2nd Lady" Heather French Henry Haiku #2:
Miss America
Will she soon be First Lady?
Heather French Henry
Former Kentucky (corrupt) Governor Wallace Wilkinson Haiku:
Wallace was corrupt
Oh, too bad, for Wendy's dad
E-Campus is dead
Current Kentucky (corrupt) Governor Paul Patton
Paul Patton does lie
How the ladies love the gov
Caught with his pants down
Untitled:
I mock your jersey,
For this I will not compete,
Oh, please, let me win.
Untitled:
As the French do say,
Liberte, Fraternite,
and Egalite.
Untitled:
I shall win this game,
Yes, wear the jersey, I will,
Please recheck my grade.
Untitled:
Superior Lance,
Not afraid to wear yellow,
New balls in his pants.
Untitled:
Ride, fast as you can,
Remember, Doctor Regis,
Flat tires are quite slow.
Untitled:
I could continue,
But, stop this rant I now shall,
For I see Yellow.
Untitled:
The Amazonis,
Near Manaus, with pihranas,
Ow, chicka, chicka
Untitled:
Boris and Dieter,
Yellow without a jersey,
Sing Claro Que Si
Rolling Stones Haiku:
Mick and Keith grow old
Oat meal and X-lax toddies
Steel wheel chairs will rust
Martha Stewart Haiku:
Pastels in prison
Cozy bunk beds with friends for lunch
Buy low and sell high
Ben Affleck Haiku:
Moon and stars aligned
No other theories for success
J Lo smells funny
David Hasselhoff Haiku:
I am drying out
Spots on my liver and my skin
Kit, please take me home
Oprah Winfrey Haiku:
Springer is more fun
Steadman will never marry you
Doctor Phil's pate glows
Bob Dole Haiku:
Go get Britney now
Wife is out of state campaigning
Where's the Viagra?
David Copperfield Haiku:
Master of disguise
No woman behind the curtain
Just men and sick toys
Richard Reid Haiku:
Osama my lord
Fuse will not light in my shoe now
I think I screwed up
Larry King Haiku:
Pandering to guests
Ten wives a possibility
Where is dinner, Shawn?
Hugh Hefner Haiku:
Jammies are old now
Body parts do not seem to work
Bunnies look younger
Ore Ida Haiku:
Noisy in Boise
Tater tot plot and french fry high
Crinkle cut surprise
Pink Lady and Jeff Haiku:
Singing and dancing
We are sensations on TV
Show cancelled quickly
Jonathon Harris Haiku:
Crazy Doctor Smith
Major Don West and the Bloop.
Oh the pain indeed
Joey Buttafucco Haiku:
Was Amy her name?
Gun blast for the wife at the door
Look at you now, jerk.
Manut Bol Haiku:
Long reach, but low impact
Walk tall and carry a big stick
I bump my head, ouch
John Walker Lindh Haiku:
Grown up GI Joe
Seemed like a good thought at the time
It's Mom and Dad's fault
Darryl Strawberry Haiku:
I need a hit now
0 for 50 in the last year
How much for a bowl?
Vapors Haiku:
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Chi Chi Rodriguez Haiku:
Never beat Nicklaus
Low riding with El Trevino
Never beat Palmer
Alec Baldwin Haiku:
Choo choo narrator
Does not hide vitriole for Bush
Leave the country soon
Tater Tots #1
Steamed tots de' tater
Make my tummy rumble later
It's like bubblin' love
Tater Tots #2
Cause I'm Tot Blooded
Check it and see, got a tater
Tot inside of me
Paige Davis Haiku (from "Trading
Spaces")
Chick and gay man show.
Holding hands as we trade our space.
The room is a mess.
Batman Haiku:
Batman's a cool guy
He beats up Joker alot
I like Robin too
Life in Maine Haiku:
Lobsters in August
Blueberry-picking parties
Have hockey tickets?
Untitled
Dearest Doctor Pat
Your wit is oh so biting
Revel us some more
Untitled
Twisted minds do tease
Whacky images that please
I chortle and wheeze
Untitled
Sorry I am m'am
No time for the old in out
I'm meter reader
Untitled
Look what yer brother
Has gone and done to the door
Go git yer grampa
Untitled
Beat 'em or burn 'em
They go up pretty easy
Oh, what a feasty
Untitled
duh-duh, duh-duh-DUH
duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh-DUH
chomp,chomp,chomp,chomp,CHOMP!
Untitled
EGG MAN, the EGG MAN
Oh, Mama, you are the best
Divine WAS DIVINE
Untitled
Expect me to talk?
No, I expect you to DIE!
Not so fast, Blofeld
Untitled
Spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam SPAAAM!
Tater Tots #1
I 2 dig Hi Koo
I dig taters in the night
I cain't sleep neether
Tater Tots #2
Tom loves tater tots
'Cause there ain't no 'mater tots
And we loves Tom lots
Tater Tots #3
Fish fry at Kyle's school
A baked 'tater made me drool
And then I ate it
Ralph Haiku:
I offer haiku
Offer, proffer, like vomit
Up my haiku comes
Taboo Combo Haiku:
Don't forget Boy George
Songstress, one of Bernie's boys?
I'll tumble for ya
Haiku About My Brother:
My brother's an ass
Way too much time on his hands
Find a job, dummy!
Al Roker Haiku:
Al used to be fat
His head does not match the rest
Go away Katie
Auburn University Football Haiku #1
Football Saturdays
Girls in dresses, boys in ties
It's a Southern thing!
Auburn University Football Haiku #2
Booze, Boys, and Buses
A sorority formal
Stories that curl hair
Pat McMullen Haiku:
Insulin Junkie
E-mails me all weekend long.
Get a new hobby.
Untitled
I suck at haiku
I dont know how to do it
Five, seven, five, right?
Isuckathaiku:
Clowns, snakes, and spiders
Elvis impersonators
These things all scare me
Untitled
Lonely and ugly
I drank a fifth of vodka
Mediate my soul
Nathan Moates Haiku:
Nathan is a dork
Pokes fun at Pat McMullen
Wish I had done it
Snoop Dog Haiku:
Coolest cat in rap
Said he don't smoke dope no more
See how long that lasts
Smoke a Bowl Haiku:
Will pack a big one
Herbal lunch for me and you
Bring your sunglasses
Sigfreid and Roy Haiku:
Here kitty, kitty
Tigers white and pants real tight
Viva Las Vegas!
Tommy Lee Haiku:
Tatoos all over
Motley Crue and salad days
I really miss Pam
University of Michigan Football Haiku:
Weekends in Ann Arbor
Tailgaiters without their teeth
Schembechler is GOD
Life in Tipton, Indiana Haiku:
Country Bob's Catfish
Klan rallies by the dozen
Fish a little tough
Livan Hernandez Haiku:
Ruined Game 7
Can you throw a ****ing strike
Boat back to Cuba
Steel Parts Corporation Haiku:
Steel Parts '91
"Make it happen" said J.R.
Barry Clark was fat
Barry Bonds Haiku:
The greatest ever?
Can you say 73?
Chasing Willie Mays
Eugene, Oregon Haiku:
Willamette Valley
Duck football and granola
Grateful Dead coming?
Tori Spelling Haiku:
Surgery went wrong
A Monet in the making
Don't mess with Daddy
IU Basketball
Mike Davis mumbles.
Bob Knight kicks, punches, chokes, screams, pouts.
Just beat Kentucky.
Saved by the Bell
One chick a showgirl!
Screech's dad owned NBC.
Screech owned casting couch.
Alec Baldwin
Brightest Baldwin bro.
Political nincompoop.
Smacked down Basinger.
Senator Edward M. Kennedy Haiku:
Senate's big, fat guy
Cheater (TWICE!) Pumpkin Eater.
Nephew's party pal.
Kelly Ripa Haiku:
Soap opera babe
Inane laugh makes guests nervous
Husband always gone!
Miami-Dade Haiku:
New voting machines
Same incompetent voters
All over again
Randy Moss Haiku:
Undulating jock
Gives meter-maid a joy ride
Remorseless bastard
Brothers McMullen
Brothers McMullen
One playing the Christmas tree
The other was drunk
New Orleans
Drunk in New Orleans
Rat Nose sang "I'm still standin'"
Soon found him on floor
Wayne Famous
Wayne Famous "produced"
Did I not see you two times?
The Kinks and The Tubes
Wall Of VooDoo
Mister Roboto
Hit in the head by a bass
Then flung out the door
Untitled:
I cannot haiku
Twenty-five years binge drinking
Saps creative thought
University of Kentucky Basketball Haiku:
UK loses game
Gets badly beat by Cards
Trailer Park dog kicked
Jeff Gordon Haiku:
Number 24
Talladega superstar
Engaged to a goat
Tawny Kitaen Haiku:
MTV vixen
Kicking husband with her heels
Catch a falling star!
Dick Gautier Haiku:
Robot on "Get Smart"
Peacock with faded plumage
Stud on “The Love Boat”
David Hasselhoff Haiku:
His orange Speedos
Making rescues on the beach
Man without talent
Phil Mickelson Haiku:
Nightmares of Tiger?
No Green Jacket for you,
Phil
Go on a diet
Billy Jeff Clinton Haiku:
You didn’t inhale?
I don’t believe you, scumbag
You’re going to Hell
Dunkin’ Donuts Haiku:
Take more insulin
Chocolate honey-glazed, please
Journey to Heaven
Rosie O’Donnell Haiku:
Mouth big as Texas
Do you have an M-16?
Bleeding-heart moron
Ray Lewis Haiku:
Crazy linebacker
A knife fight in Atlanta
Bound for Hall of Fame
Gary Condit Haiku:
Man from Modesto
He likes them young and pretty
Now works at Wendy’s
Lance Armstrong Haiku:
Cancer survivor
A carbohydrate machine
Superhuman man
Brent Musberger Haiku:
Wears a blue blazer
CBS fired you, loser!
93 years old
Madonna Haiku:
You're no spring chicken
Geriatric sex-kitten
You’re getting old, tramp
Brad Pitt Haiku:
Anniston’s big colt
Scum in “Thelma and Louise”
Wanna smoke a bowl?
Al Gore Haiku:
Kiss Tipper again?
Find new votes in Florida?
Have you gained some weight?
Jerry Falwell Haiku:
Self-righteous wanker
Executing God’s big plan
His wife is a man
Martha Stewart Haiku:
A nice shade of drab
New curtains for your jail cell
Twelve years to life, crook
Jerry Springer Haiku:
Incestuous twins
Midgets with sex addictions
How proud Mom must be
Johnny Depp Haiku:
James Dean wannabe
Prettier then all women
Ego with big “E”
Marlon Brando Haiku:
Tahiti fat man
Colonel Kurtz had some issues
Great waste of talent
Edinburgh, Scotland Haiku:
On the Firth of Forth
They’re badmouthing the English,
And drinking too much
Auburn University Football Haiku:
Ghosts of Bo Jackson
RVs arrive on Tuesday
Our building gets trashed
Kentucky Derby Haiku:
Playing the ponies,
The first Saturday in May
Too many mint juleps
Shawn “Puffy” Combs Haiku
I fire my gun
My humility in debt
No J Lo for me
Senator Barbara Boxer Haiku #1:
Senator feelgood
Not smart enough for Berkeley
Find a real job, mouth!
Senator Barbara Boxer Haiku #2:
Let’s make war, not love
Have a swim in Love Canal
Viva NRA!
VH-1 Haiku:
VH-1 is shit
All sex and affectation
Just like MTV
Senator Edward M. Kennedy Haiku:
Taking a joy-ride,
Scotch, Mary Jo Kopeckny
Crash, clank, splash, blub, blub
Cardinal Bernard Law Haiku:
I like alter boys
Those little butts turn me on
I'm the boss, heathen
Camilla Parker-Bowles Haiku:
Distracting Prince Charles
Bad manners and bad wardrobe
That Catholic wench
University of Kentucky Basketball Fans Haiku:
Banjo-pickin’ slugs
Hard to find full set of teeth
Tolstoy? Where’s that, Bo?
Auburn University
Football:
Football almighty
Sport preempts education
Nothing else matters
“University” of Kentucky Basketball:
Eight-fingered inbreds
Friends: Adolphs Rupp and Hitler
Hilljacks and rednecks
University of Alabama Football
Can’t let go of past
Bear Bryant liked little boys
Roll Tide, sumbitches
Atlanta Braves:
Once in ‘95
There should have been many more
Underachievement
Shaquille O’Neal:
I can’t read, Kobe
But I can dunk like a fool
A real role model
Boston Red Sox:
Star-crossed failures
A slow-roller from Mookie
Bucky Dent’s corked bat
Greg Norman:
Meltdowns at Masters
Much flirtation with greatness
Sparse greatness obtained
Nathan Moates:
Long locks of darkness
Tinkle the ivories bitch
New age minstrel man
Scott Kremer:
Oh, sweet Yanni boy,
God made you so beautiful,
you're no FABIO
Gary Walter :
Vangelis ripoff
Long hair, bad 'stash, smiles too much
Is Bo next? Too young!
Tom McMullen #1:
Better than
John Tesh
Horses romping through Marrakesh
Windswept songs of love
Tom McMullen #2:
Tinkling the
ivories
Lamb souvlaki and a pita
Olive oil time.
Tom McMullen #3:
He's got what
Blake got
Joan Collins' catfight pugilist
Crystal Light tastes bad
Tom McMullen #4:
Mustached
little turd
I can crap bigger than Yanni
Looks like soybean curd
Peter Schmidt Yanni:
Doug Henning's Evil Twin
Weird Al's coif, Tim Tim's mojo
Salon Selectives
M. David Albritton:
Is this guy for real?
Yanni--what a silly name!
Never heard of him
Dina Kanellos:
Tall, Dark and Handsome
Make a Greek Girl's Dream Come True
Sexy Guy of Mine
"J-Lo"
Shania Twain Haiku (Maximus):
Feel like a woman
Voice, Boobs, Bod, Canadian
Bible Belt Bitches
Dolly Parton Haiku (Maximus)
My Mountain Mama
Use all God gave you, baby!
Bus stop: Dollywood
Faith Hill Haiku (Maximus):
Voice of an Angel.
Don't lose your twang, roots are good.
New York is evil.
Tori Amos Haiku (Maximus):
Wild Rouge, Half Native
"Don't hurt your back, play me soft"
the keyboard moaned.
Bjork Haiku (Maximus)
Icelandic hot spring.
Hunter, I'm your willing prey
Swan without a dress
Jennifer Lopez Haiku (Buttercup):
Gyrating trollop
Too good for gunman "Puffy"
Affleck's the next stooge
Mariah Carey Haiku (Buttercup):
Me not all that bright
Spending time in puzzle-house
My records don't sell
Celine Dion Haiku (Buttercup):
Canadian waif
Wish she was on Titanic
Husband's a rapist
Janet Jackson Haiku (Buttercup):
Dates that 'Nsync punk
Has he reached puberty yet?
Plastic surgery?
LeAnn Rimes Haiku (Buttercup):
Teenage psychopath
Sued "Daddy" for her earnings
Diva with no cash
Barbara Streisand Haiku (Buttercup):
IQ of thirteen
Feeds us her stupidity
She's got a big nose
Christina Aguilera Haiku (Buttercup):
Pretends she's Latin,
But she's really from Pittsburgh
Is that peroxide?
Brittney Spears Haiku (Buttercup):
Can't sing and can't dance
Does she have a "stage mother?"
Overexposure?
Shakira Haiku (Buttercup):
Hussy, trollop, tramp
Trollop, hussy, trollop, tramp
Tramp, hussy, trollop
Generic Diva Haiku (Rat Nose Kremer)
Pat should write their songs
His wicked tongue lashing them
Those music bitches
Britney Spears Haiku (Dan Lewis):
Plastic dull music
Pedophile fantasy whore
No boob job, no fame
Former Diva Haiku (Gary Walter):
Where do divas go?
Like Tiffani and Debby?
Boxing babes on FOX!
Stevie Nicks Haiku (Dan Lewis):
Raspy, soulful voice
Haunting, expressive lyrics
Missing Fleetwood Mac
Wendy O. Williams Haiku (from
the Plasmatics--Thomas D. McMullen)
Scary plasmatic
Ms. chainsaw melody maker
Six feet under now.
Poison Ivy Haiku (from the Cramps--Thomas D. McMullen)
Big hair and eye liner
Lux Interior's ax wielder
Makes me feel funny
Claire Grogan Haiku (from Altered Images--Thomas D. McMullen)
Squeeky high pitch notes
There are pinky blue skies today
From Scotland with moats
Bret Michael's Haiku (from Poison--Thomas D. McMullen)
Some say you're a guy
But the dude looks like a lady
Hope your money lasts
William Stone:
Thug we
supported
Rumsfeld arranged Saddam's loans
Chickens home to roost
Thomas McMullen #1:
Saddam
Schlamozzle
Tomahawk Incorporated
We're gonna do it
Thomas McMullen #2
There's Kurds in my way.
Between Iraq and a hard place.
Ohvay. Shoodoobee.
Todd Fife:
A Voice of dissent
To paraphrase The Stranglers
"I feel like a frog"
Gary Walter:
Sadaam and his kids
Smile when torturing their own
To Hell with you creeps!
Peter Schmidt #1:
Stalin wanna be
Mother of all massacres
Gut-shoot that sumbitch
Peter Schmidt #2:
Tikrit Hillbilly
Big Scuds, wee little pecker
Camel Butt-fucker
Peter Schmidt #3:
Palaces galore
Interiors by K-Mart
Those towels for for show
Peter Schmidt #4:
Ozymandias
Noriega, Karadzic
Hussein, Kim Jong II
Dina Kanellos:
A cat with nine lives
Wish he was on number eight
Damn You Monica!
Mark Vogt:
Sadistic regime
Bush and Major quote Alex
"Shove it up your ass!!"
Nathan Moates:
A kick ass
beret...
Comb out that black soup strainer!
Cruise missle dildo?
Dan Lewis:
Nebuchadnezzar
Built the gardens, wrote the word
Saddam feels Sam's wrath
Patrick McMullen:
Dead Babylonian
Netanyahu's love-monkey
Anthrax enima
John Kremer:
Saddam's a wanker
His sons are inbred psychos
Screw real camel toes
David Albritton:
Inane brain, insane
Reign of domain, inhumane
Vane profane oilstain
Scott Kremer #1:
My friends they do fight,
Go to war, not go to war,
Our government rules.
Scott Kremer #2:
Saddam is a pawn,
He is controlled by evil,
Satan's gay lover.
Scott Kremer #3:
We support our troops,
We do not support the war,
Are we aggressors?
Scott Kremer #4:
Get oil for food,
I love my V8 engine
Drive that classic car.
Scott Kremer #5:
Saddam will be gone,
Free Iragis and the Kurds,
Civil war will come.
Scott Kremer #6:
We will leave Iraq,
The French and Arabs hate us,
How much have we gained?
Scott Kremer #7:
The stock market falls
Portfolios in the tank,
How does my vote count?
Scott Kremer #8:
No more new taxes,
Give my money back to me,
I won't start a war.
Scott Kremer #9:
The US loves peace,
The world hates America
We can never win.
Scott Kremer #10:
My friends are heros,
Question all those in control,
I support my friends.
"Chemical" Ali Haiku
Au(s ) + 3NO3-(aq
) + 6H+(aq )
Au3+(aq
) + 3NO2(g ) + 3H2O(l )
Au3+(aq ) + 4Cl-(aq )
AuCl4-(aq
)
Patrick R. McMullen #1
Aqua Regia!
Sulfuric Acid is for wimps
Wish Ali slow death
Patrick R. McMullen #2
Basra barbeque
Beat 'em or burn 'em, sumbitch
They go up easy
Thomas D. McMullen
Chemical Ali.
Breathe in fumes and sting like a bee.
I hate them roaches.
Scott Peterson Haiku
Buttercup Submissions:
Gone fishin' my ass
San Francisco Bay Butcher
Where's F. Lee Bailey
Scott in the Pokey
You've got a Pretty mouth, Scott
Squeal like a pig, boy
What's with Modesto?
Condit and Scott Peterson
Whacking their women
Scott in the Pokey
Charles Manson's new love-monkey
A bad man's boyfriend
Sought greener pastures
Laci more fair than mistress
Get your sight fixed, punk
Scott in the pokey
Plea bargain has new meaning
Spot on VH-1?
ElvisMaximus Submissions:
Decapitated
His wife seeks vengeance for her
unborn murdered son
He is not a man
But a boy in a man's shell
Without a conscience
He was romantic
Young women dig pretty boys
Funeral? Flowers?
Dismember the corpse
Place the torso in a wire
Mesh bag with weights
No longer sexy
She is meaningless to me
My spawn are damned
GastroIntestinElvis Submissions:
Laci bitch, damn her
Now you're going to the slammer
Beware ass-hammer
Dye you hair and beard
Ass-hammer is gonna get weird
Rectum will be cleared
Boxhead Submissions:
What we have here is
Failure to communicate
Spend LIFE in the BOX!
Scotty PeterSON
Now Bubba's peter PLAYHOUSE
He's in the POKEY!
If you can't even
Properly dispose of corpse
You DESERVE jail time!
She's gettin' squishy
Down swimmin' with the fishies
UP pops EVIDENCE!
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